Thursday 27 February 2014

Funny Kids Pics and Jokes on kids share with your friends on Facebook and WhatsApp


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We have gone through thousands of jokes and selected only the funniest ones which will definitely make you laugh your ass off. Funny Kids images and Funny Jokes on Kids to make you Laugh and Make laugh others by sharing on Facebook and whatsapp .....

Every Woman’s Dream
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A woman wanted to reach her husband on his mobile phone but discovered that she was out of credit; she instructed her son – to use his own phone to pass across an urgent message to daddy who is at site.
After junior had called, he got back to mummy to inform her that it was a lady that picked up daddy’s phone the three times he tried reaching dad on the mobile.

She waited impatiently for her husband to return from site, immediately she sighted him, she gave him a very hot slap, while the man was trying to ask why?
She repeated the slap, people from neighborhood rushed around to know the cause of this.
The man asked junior to tell everybody what the lady said to him when he called,
Junior said “the number u are trying to call is not reachable“.





funny underworld donNot going to have babies
A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry the little girl across the street. The father, being modern and well schooled in handling children, hid his smile behind his hand.
“That’s a serious step,” he said. “Have you thought it out completely?”
“Yes,” his young son answered. “We can spend one week in my room and the next in hers. It’s right across the street, so I can run home if I get scared of the dark.”
“How about transportation?” the father asked.

“I have my wagon, and we both have our tricycles,” the little boy answered. The boy had an answer to every question the father raised.
Finally, in exasperation, his dad asked, “What about babies? When you’re married, you’re liable to have babies, you know.”
“We’ve thought about that, too,” the little boy replied.
“We’re not going to have babies. Every time she lays an egg, I’m going to step on it!”




funny baby dance Radha's Violin Practice

Little Radha was practicing the violin in the living room while her father was trying to read in the newspapper. 

The family dog was lying and as the screeching sounds of little Radha’s violin reached his ears, he began to howl loudly

The father listened to the dog and the violin as long as he could. Then he jumped up, slammed his paper to the floor and yelled above the noise, “For pity’s sake, can’t you play something the dog doesn’t know?”




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My marble

Two boys were playing marble and suddenly rushed to the hospital.
Smaller boy told to the doctor, “I have swallowed a marble.”
Doctor: “I see, Is this your brother with you?” asked to the older boy.
The other boy replied “No, I own the marble.”







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Divorced Barbie
A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter. “How much is that Barbie in the window?”, he asks the shop assistant.

In a manner she responds, “Which Barbie? We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $395.00.”

The guy asks, “Why is Divorced Barbie different from all the others?”

“That’s obvious,” the assistant states, “Divorced Barbie comes with Ken’s house, Ken’s car, Ken’s boat, Ken’s furniture…..


funny kid drinking milk
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Grandma's Home
 When I stopped the bus to pick up Chris for preschool, I noticed an older woman hugging him as he left the house.
"Is that your grandmother?" I asked.
"Yes," Chris said. "She's come to visit us for Christmas."
"How nice," I said. "Where does she live?"
"At the airport," Chris replied. "Whenever we want her, we just go out there and get her."

Sunday 2 February 2014

Funny Valentines Day Comedy pics and Jokes to share with your friends on your wall

 Funny Valentines Day jokes in Hindi and Funny photo, valentines day fun, jokes, Comedy pictures, Funny Images  , Fun with pictures, love valentines day, wish you Lover ... :) :)


संता की प्रेमिका की शादी हो रही थी और वो हंस रहा था. बंता ने पूछ क्यों तो उसने जवाब कुछ ऐसे शायराना अंदाज में दिया आप भी गौर फरमाइएं : उसने हाथों में महेंदी लगा रखी थी, हमने उसकी डोली सजा रखी थी, हमें पता था वो बेवफा निकलेगी, इसीलिए हमने उसकी छोटी बहन पटा रखी थी. :) :)


आशिक पागल हो जाती है प्यार में,
जो कसर रह जाती है वो,
पूरी हो जाती है इंतजार में,
मगर उनकी दिलरुबा नहीं समझती ,
वो चली जाती है किसी और की कार में.

लड़का (लड़की) से :कोई ऐसी बात कहो जिसे सुनकर दुःख भी हो और ख़ुशी भी.
लड़की: आई लव यू भैया…… !!!








ना वो इकरार करती है ना वो इंकार करती है,
मेरे ख्याल में वो कमबख्त मेरे, किसी दोस्त से प्यार करती है.


  
बच्चा अपने दोस्त से बोलाः कल मेरे घर लड़का पैदा होगा!
दोस्तः वाह, क्या बात कर रहे हो, पर तुम्हें कैसे पता कि लड़का ही पैदा होगा.
बच्चा बोलाः अरे साफ है, पिछली दफा मेरी मम्मी को पेट दर्द हुआ था और उसके अगले दिन मेरी मम्मी को लड़की पैदा हुई .इस बार मेरे पापा को पेटदर्द हो रहा है, तो बात साफ है कि लड़का ही पैदा होगा|


रेस्टोरेंट में लड़के ने लड़की से कहा ” आई लव यू”
लड़की:- ” मैं तुमसे प्यार नहीं करती”
लड़का:- “मेरे लिए एक बार फिर से सोच लो”
लडकी रूखे अंदाज़ में:- मैनें तुमसे कहा ना “नहीं-नहीं और नहीं”
फिर लडके ने भी तीखे अंदाज में कहा ,“वेटर टेबल की  बिल अलग अलग लाना.
वेटर उन्हें इसे तरह देखकर अलग अलग बिल्स बनाकर ले आया
लड़की ने अपना अलग से बिल देखा तो लड़के की तरफ देखकर मुस्कुराते हुए बोली “आई लव यू टू. आई लव यू टू.. आई लव यू टू..यार तुम मजाक भी नहीं समझते…..”


जज :यह लड़का तुम्हें कब और कहाँ छेड़ता था?
लड़की : यह पूरा साल मेरे कमरे में रात को आकर मुझे छेड़ता था.
जज : फिर तुमने इसकी शिकायत कब की?
लड़की : जब यह एक रात छेड़ने नहीं आया.



प्रेमी: आप इस खूबसूरत और कीमती अंगूठी पर लिखवा दें “मेरे दिल की रानी शांति के लिये!”
जोहरी: मेरे ख्याल से आप इस पर सिर्फ “मेरे दिल की रानी के लिये” लिखवायें! फिर यह कभी बेकार नहीं होगी और बाद में भी इस्तेमाल कर सकेंगे.